Anonymous

Randi's alter-ego is "anonymous"- she is responsible for all those quotes/ poems/ songs you've been reading all these years.

She knows.

Randi knows which came first between the chicken and the egg. She'll tell you if you're nice. She also knows where Waldo is at all times. She won't tell you that one...

Stylin'

This is a picture of Randy and her little sister.  She also has a matching teddy bear...Raaaandy, why don't you show them your bear?

Did you know?

Randi can do 100 push-ups with both hands tied behind her back.

Toboggan

Randi once reached the speed of 289 MPH on a toboggan in the great plains region of the United States without the help of any motor or animal.

Further proof that Randi Tucker is awesome.

Concerts

Randi was late to a Coldplay concert.

When Coldplay found out, they sat down until she arrived, then started the entire concert over.

One Direction did the same thing at their concert weeks later, refusing to even look up until Randi was comfortably settled in her seat.

When Beyonce realized Randi didn't even have tickets to her concert in L.A., she was mortified and stopped her show until arrangements could be made to fly Randi out on a jet.

Onions

When Randi dices onions, they cry.

Money

If you have $5 and Randi has $5, Randi has more money than you.

Tic-Tac-Toe

She once won a game in one move.

Eunice.

Babe

Babe Ruth was pointing at Randi.

When life gives Randi lemons...

She makes this:

Yes, this really happened.

And yes, this really is Randi rocking the limbo.

eggs

She can unscramble eggs.

Animal Whisperer

She calms panicked animals simply by staring at them...

Jimmer dances for her... and her only.

Sorry I tried to round-house kick your face.

Randi is the only person Chuck Norris has ever apologized to.

Don't hate...

No. This isn't photoshopped. This is actually me... Lizzie Jones... actually with Randi Tucker. We are actually friends... in real life... I know. I'm the luckiest person you know. I might be able to introduce you...

a REAL picture of me and Randi Tucker at our JOINT BIRTHDAY PARTY. Yep, that happened. 

Randi is always on time...

... yet somehow arrives fashionably late. 

Tornado

One time the eye of a passing tornado winked at Randi.

I'm not making this up.

Randi inspired this video... because she's got the right stuff.

Chicken

I knew this would make Randi laugh which is why I love her and why I am her biggest fan.

Randi dissected.

One of the root meanings of the name Randi is...

beautiful person who most definitely wins all of the things there are to win in every category amen.

W.W.R.T.D.?

What Would Randi Tucker do???

In a moment of crisis between her life and the life of a puppy... she would save the puppy.

Thank you Randi Tucker!

on, off, with, near, for, in, through, at, by

People hang on Randi's every word... even the prepositions.

The pics don't lie.

So Randi is legitimately amazing because she is legitimately friends with legitimate people. These legitimate people legitimately want their pictures taken with Randi. They were so embarrassed to ask but Randi, being the "of the people" type of celebrity she is, happily obliged. Observe:

Jackson Emery much?? He was so excited to meet her. He was practically giggling.

Former SDSU player Kawhi Leonard, who will now be playing for the Spurs. "She dope," he said as she walked away.

Washington's own Isaiah Thomas, now playing for the Kings. These two gchat all the time.

UConn's Kemba Walker. Kemba wants to name his first daughter Randi.

And The Jimmer himself. See, I wasn't kidding. They really are besties.

Next time you see Randi, ask if you can have your picture taken with her. She'll totally be cool about it. She might even sign something for you...

Independence

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Randi Tucker."

- The Declaration of Independence

Dolphins

Dolphins pay an exorbitant amount of money to swim with Randi Tucker.

Randi in Rome

When Randi goes to Rome, the Romans will do as SHE does. 

True Story.

Is that RANDI?!?!?!!

Whoever touches her first gets her autograph.

And now a word from our Sponsor

This blog is brought to you in part by the Gonzaga Basketball team: biggest Randi Fans since January 1986.

Did you know...

Randi Tucker ended the NBA lockout.

"Wait... Lizzie, this is off the record, right? Okay... but don't go spreading this around. I don't want her to be overrun. It's true... Randi Tucker was very instrumental in ending the NBA lockout. Her fanwomanship and support has been so touching to all of the players... her name was brought up several times during deliberation. I don't want to name any names but I think it is safe to say that without Randi Tucker, many of the teams would not have agreed to the terms. But don't tell her I said that, okay?"

-David Stern

"Yep, it's true. We love Randi. We play for Randi. We know she'd be so disappointed if we didn't and we couldn't do that to her."

-LeBron James 

Did you know...

Sharks have an entire week dedicated to Randi?!

Introduction

This blog is dedicated to the awesomeness of one Randi Marie Tucker. It is time that the Randi fans of the world unite and establish a public Randi-praising forum. It is time for the rest of the world to understand the wonder that is Randi.

You'll be seeing some surprising guest posters over the next few days so be sure to check back often. You won't regret it.

Warmest regards,

The Randi Tucker Fan Club