Anonymous

Randi's alter-ego is "anonymous"- she is responsible for all those quotes/ poems/ songs you've been reading all these years.

She knows.

Randi knows which came first between the chicken and the egg. She'll tell you if you're nice. She also knows where Waldo is at all times. She won't tell you that one...

Stylin'

This is a picture of Randy and her little sister.  She also has a matching teddy bear...Raaaandy, why don't you show them your bear?

Did you know?

Randi can do 100 push-ups with both hands tied behind her back.

Toboggan

Randi once reached the speed of 289 MPH on a toboggan in the great plains region of the United States without the help of any motor or animal.

Further proof that Randi Tucker is awesome.

Concerts

Randi was late to a Coldplay concert.

When Coldplay found out, they sat down until she arrived, then started the entire concert over.

One Direction did the same thing at their concert weeks later, refusing to even look up until Randi was comfortably settled in her seat.

When Beyonce realized Randi didn't even have tickets to her concert in L.A., she was mortified and stopped her show until arrangements could be made to fly Randi out on a jet.

Onions

When Randi dices onions, they cry.

Money

If you have $5 and Randi has $5, Randi has more money than you.

Tic-Tac-Toe

She once won a game in one move.

Eunice.

Babe

Babe Ruth was pointing at Randi.